Congratulations to me for single handedly ruining a family vacation
Absolutely love it when I go out of town with my family and the whole weekend just consists of jokes about my weight
Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?
David Baldacci, The Camel Club (via mothsilverwand)
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever.
Augusten Burroughs (via cultivate-solitude)
ugh I want to go out tonight but I have to take an SAT tomorrow morning #thestruggle
There’s not a drug on earth can make life meaningful
― Sarah Kane (via psych-quotes)